i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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