If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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