that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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