Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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