a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Terrible idea I love it
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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