The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
