quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
