I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
No I am not eating basil off your cock
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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