He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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