My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
