there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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