I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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