dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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