Your tits are I can't wait for
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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