Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Drake has all the answers
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Randomize