ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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