If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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