i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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