normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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