I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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