guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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