considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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