where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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