you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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