Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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