Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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