so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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