remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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