Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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