Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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