so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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