Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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