If that was your dad, he is hot
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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