Kiss
Puke
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Welp...herpes.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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