I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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