I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We had to coat check the pizza.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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