The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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