And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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