Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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