Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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