is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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