this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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