Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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