I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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