my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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