Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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