Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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