: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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