You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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