Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i dont even know how to be here
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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