So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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