I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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