You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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