So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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