Will you blow on my dice?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
